stay classy
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me cosplaying eren lmao
creative writing assignment more like
au fanfiction
i scrolled past this but had to go back because it speaks to me on a spiritual level
im so pumped for this “semi-nude boys tussling in the water” anime
Hardcore jacket porn. http://www.etsy.com/shop/lauragalic?ref=seller_info
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
the best thing about the internet is that you can talk to people and have no pants on at the same time
don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^
#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt
when you scroll down the shoes are like a punch line to a joke you didnt even realize was being told
love is so fascinating to me
like our brains decide that some random people out of seven billion in the world are important and perfect and need to be protected and appreciated forever and if you don’t think that’s awesome feel free to leave
I think about this way too often
why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t
“Sherlock proves that you don’t need 13 or 22 episodes in a series to create a show you can invest in emotionally.”
